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girlfriend wanted

must love decorating for holidays
mischief
kissing in cars
and wind chimes

no specific height
weight
hair color
or political affiliation required
but would prefer a warm spirited non racist

cynics
critics
pessimists
and β€œstick in the muds” need not reply

voluptuous figures a plus

any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to
mary poppins
claire huxtable
snow white
or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed

i am dubious of actresses, fellons, and lesbians
but dont want to rule them out entirely

must be tolerant of whistling
tickle torture
james taylor
and sleeping late

i have a slight limp
eerily soft hands
and a preternatural love of autumn

I once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult

I wiggle my feet in my sleep
am scared of the dark
and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time

all i want is
butterfly kisses in the morning
peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart
and to make you smile until it hurts

Matthew Grey Gubler (via tiniestlioness)

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Sister’s visiting.
πŸš• City bound.

Chicago, it was short, but sweet. See you again in three weeks! #C2E2 #RevolutionBrewing

πŸ“·: @fotioco
(at Chicago O’Hare International Airport (ORD))

First and only time I’ve been to Chicago. Making the President of Kemper Security carry me around. #tbt #highmaintenancebabymodel

On my way back for C2E2’s party with Rev Brew tonight! πŸŽ‰πŸ» (at LaGuardia Airport (LGA))

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call-0f-duty:

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A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow.

– William Shakespeare (via doctor-sherlock-tardis)